Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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