hell yes lets make some ravioli
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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