Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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