...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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