singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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