I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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