She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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