you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
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go home
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Randomize
