Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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