I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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