just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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