Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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