Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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