i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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