Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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