Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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