Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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