I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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