Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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