Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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