that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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