How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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