i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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