I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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