I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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