Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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