she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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