Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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