Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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