I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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