so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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