can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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