Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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