i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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