I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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