Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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