Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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