You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
