Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
