Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
