cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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