Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Houston, we have a squirter
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
