He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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