all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
