I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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