I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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