Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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