She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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