Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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