we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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