I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You're like the curious george of whores
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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